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Weekly Newsletter of the Kiwanis Club of La Cañada

Joel Smith, Guest Editor

 

 

The La Kiwañian

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

 

The Prez sez . . .

ü Today’s music was by Martha Crockett who was back after a break. Thank you Martha! Chief yodeler Ed Moulton made us all sound good with “This is My Country,” a song we don’t sing much. New member Deborh Weirick led our Flag Salute and old member (well, member of long standing) Chuck Gulick gave the invocation.

  

   ü  APRIL 16TH:  TRAVEL ADVENTURES ON SATURDAY NIGHT FEATURING “TEN QUESTIONS FOR THE DALAI LAMA”  (note change of subject from that reported earlier)

 

ü     APRIL 20TH- DOC CHARLES BROBERG TALKS ABOUT HIS 3 YEARS IN RUSSIA

 

ü     APRIL 27TH- SCOTT CURRY- HIS STORY ABOUT SPENDING 3 WEEKS IN SRI-LANKA AFTER THE TSUNAMI

 

ü     MAY 4TH- WE SALUTE “LA CANADIAN OF THE YEAR”

 

ü     MAY 11TH-PIERRE ODIER TELLS ABOUT N.W. CHINA/TIBET ATAI REGION

 

The Prez talked about the Board meeting last Thursday, the amazing fact that we are sort of on-budget, and that in fact we may have some extra money to spend. Jack Dawson’s old Bentley has been sold and the Foundation just made $3, 285 from the sale. Kudos to Jack! Also, a repeat announcement: be ready for La Cañadan of the Year Joe Thompson, May 4th.

 

We had NO GUESTS today! Scandalum Magnatum! Worse, the Prez failed to officially say hello to oft-missing friends Paul Bobzin and Pete Palermo. Shocking! Is it possible to have two scandalum magnatum (scandala magnata?) in the same day? (Cheap shot, Prez, the truth of the matter is that you’re doing a great job, even if none of us are likely to admit it.) A major highlight: we inducted new member John Parady, a task done with incredible enthusiasm by Jim Acklund (Jim do you sell that stuff? we could sometimes use some). John is sponsored by Ed Moulton, and so joins a long list of notables all sponsored by Ed. Jim told John of all the clubs we sponsor for supporting youth, but he forgot to tell John that it is not too late to join the Soap Box Derby or the Wine & Gourmet Food Tasting projects (Aha!). Yours truly joined the Century Club in celebration of 42 years of bliss (mine, not necessarily hers). There were no birthdays to speak of. And Jelly Roll had nothing to say either, a rare event!

 

Happy, Sad Bucks (& yucks):

Joan Peters was happy that she won $2 for guessing what the Prez’ number “170” was for (the number of days until he is out of his current position, not his combined age and IQ as was suggested). Pete Palermo was happy over the Dodger’s Opening Day win. Pat Anderson had an “embarrassing” buck, since she left the prize that Howard Backer won at Saturday’s Bingo BBQ on the wrong doorstep, while Howard Backer countered with his own “embarrassed” buck that he didn’t see the prize (a basket of Azaleas) sitting on the next door porch (did you get all that?). Ed Moulton left a “surprise” buck that Frosty Boyd was actually at a different-than-usual table. Hal Crockett paid $2 for bragging rights: one for a Kiwanis Youth Magazine article on continued tsunami relief that inspired a $50 donation by him, and the other: I don’t know because Bob Wallace and Clyde Hemphill were talking too loudly too close to me (and not because my hearing is failing). Anthony Portantino contributed to the cause for our recent Talent Show that is now available on CD or at our web-site. Mary Gant gave $2 for Clyde Hemphill who found a web-based satellite photo showing where the Prez’ home town Dinuba was (although all that was evident was a cross-road) while the Prez gave $2 for a nice Valley Sun article on his southern belle Mary. Deborah Weirick donated $5 for a Happy Birthday of 5 year-old son Jack, and Chuck Gulick $1 for “swell-time” spent with grand kids. Dentist Don Corbett pitched in $1 for another grandchild, and Karl Johnson another $1 because Don was a truly “painless” dentist in recent work on his teeth. Finally, Frosty Boyd celebrated the 80th anniversary of the Los Angeles Breakfast (and no, he was NOT a charter member).

 

FROSTY’S CHALLENGE:

Frosty started with a story about a 90 year-old recent father (married to a 28 year-old blonde) who figured from a hunting analogy that maybe someone else had fired the bullet. George Lutes countered with the husband, who, when asked by his wife what her remaining good features were, said ”good eyesight.” Bill Watts blew us away with the winner, one about two young brothers who were experimenting with swearing at breakfast time while ordering Cheerios.

 

Knock Knock Joke: 

There were no jokes, but I have here a close approximation to that delightful limerick from last week’s speaker: The (Norse) Thunder God rode out one day upon his favorite filly. “I’m Thor,” he roared, “Of course,” was the retort, “You forgot your thaddle, thilly.” Improvements are solicited.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

It’s time to get ready for the Sixth Annual Greater Los Angeles All-American Soap Box Derby, which we will co-sponsor with the California Families Soap Box Derby Association on May 28, on Michigan Hill. Yours truly introduced the core team that has gotten started so far, with kudos to the bunch for lots of hard work, while Soap Box Race Communications Chair Lloyd Welch offered up copies of our major mailing for club members to keep since it contains all the details. Pat Anderson told us about the Chamber Mixer on April 21st at Vic’s Automotive Repair. Bachy Bachmayer reminded us of the cans at the tables for Children’s Hospital. Program Chair Frank Ragazzi reminded us of our upcoming Travel Adventure and Program.

 

FROSTY’S SLA REPORT:

Frosty reported that Don Davidson and family are moving to Santa Barbara because of Corrine’s poor health.

 

50/50 RAFFLE:

Won by Frosty Boyd!

 

TODAY’S SPEAKER:

The topic was our club’s Wine and Gourmet Tasting event, planned for Sunday, September 25, from 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM in our very own Memorial Park, with an entry fee of $40. The main speakers were event co-chairs Don Corbett and Joan Peters, followed by Site Preparation Chair Carl Christensen, Winery Chair Clyde Hemphill, Food Chair Joel Smith, Silent Auction Chair Mary Gant, and Registration Chair Pat Anderson. The big issues are getting enough wineries and restaurants (all club members are asked to help by soliciting their favorite restaurant), getting good donations for the silent auction (all club members are solicited), and getting a good turnout (all club members are asked to spread the word to their friends). Restaurants will get an 8’ table in a roughly 10’ by 10’ space in a tent in the shade but without electrical power (most use sterno). They get to provide tasty samples of what they are most proud of and are allowed to advertise within their booth as much as they want – a great opportunity for your favorite restaurant to become the favorite of even more folks.

 

We sang Hail Kiwanis to the tune of “On Wisconsin” and headed for the door…

 


 

OFFICERS for 2004-2005

Daryal Gant, President     Paul Westmoreland, President-Elect      Frank Ragazzi, Vice President

Bill Scherkey, Secretary     Howard Backer, Treasurer     Jim Ackland, Immediate Past President

 

DIRECTORS for 2004-2005

Carl Christensen, Diane DellaValle, Clyde Hemphill, Jeb Long, George Lutes, Bob Martin,

Melinda Thompson, Bill Watts, Lloyd Welch

 

CLUB COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN for 2004-2005

Attendance – George Lutes,  Finance & Investment – Open,  Hospitality & Welfare – Frosty Boyd, House – Mel Wilson,  Interclubs – Paul Westmoreland,  Membership – Bob Wallace,  Music – Ed Moulton,  Newsletter – Melinda Thompson,  Parliamentarian – Clyde Hemphill,  Programs – Frank Ragazzi,  Publicity – Diane DellaValle,  Social – Harriet Hammons,  Web-site – Jeb Long

 

FOUNDATION COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN for 2004-2005

Community Services – Carl Christensen and Mike Leininger,  Fund Raising – Sylvia Kirkorian,

Human and Spiritual Values – Al Restivo,  International Understanding – Hal Crockett,

Soap Box Derby – Joel Smith,  Sponsored Youth:  LCHS Key Club – Ken Lowe,  Flintridge Prep Key Club – Joan Peters,  Builders Club – Open,  K-Kids – George Lutes,  Terrific Kids – Open,  Travel Adventures – Frank & Vi Ragazzi,  Wine and Gourmet Food Tasting – Don Corbett and Joan Peters, Youth Services – Bachy Bachmayer

 

The Kiwanis Club of La Cañada meets every Wednesday at Noon

Van de Kamp Hall in Descanso Gardens – 1418 Descanso Drive, La Cañada, CA  91011

 


 

 


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