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The La Kiwañian

Wednesday,  March 30, 2005

The Kiwanis Club of La Cañada’s Weekly Newsletter

Guest Editor -- Bill Watts

 

Today's Feature....

 

The Kiwanis Club of La Cañada Talent Show

An overflow crowd graced the confines of our meeting room on a beautiful spring day among the spectacular blooming tulips of Descanso Gardens.  The 21 guests including inter-clubs from Eagle Rock, Montrose-La Crescenta, and Glendale, were in a frivolous mood as they eagerly awaited today’s Talent Show. The roar of the crowd almost drowned out the melodies of Martha Crockett at the keyboard.

 

The Prez sez . . .

 

  • Moulton led us in “God Bless  America"
     

  • Let’s Salute the Flag:  and  Bob Wallace led us
     

  • Let us pray:  and Diane DellaValle graced is with prayer
     

  • Let’s introduce the Guests: so each visiting club did so
     

  • Then others guests were introduced including:  Marilyn Peroni (aka Mrs. Jeb Long) and her  Grandson; Robert Georgeon (husband of Elizabeth); former Kiwanian Nancy Avila; newest Kiwanian John Parady; the good looking member of the Dawson family-Barbara, ( Jack said she wanted to come and watch him make a fool of himself ); Ed’s wife Connie MoultonPat & Otis Hutchins also were guests.    
     

  • BIRTHDAYS were next on agenda as the Prez tapped on Diane DellaValle who joined the Century club for her Birthday gone past. ANNIVERSARIES were next and Anthony Portantino had $15 bucks left (after joining the Century Club last week) for his 15th Anniversary; Jack Dawson volunteered his 50th Anniversary coming up in April as he won’t be here and joined the Century Club.

 

    HAPPY (& SAD) BUCKS were many  Clyde Hemphill started the bucks flowing with a sad buck because his basketball team ((Rutgers) didn’t make it to the final 4; Mary Gant gave a sad buck  as Paul Westmoreland is on vacation and no one has mentioned Dinuba (what’s a Dinuba?); Frank Ragazzi popped in a Happy Buck too; Frosty Boyd gave a Sad buck for the upcoming Talent Show; several Happy bucks were forthcoming from the Eagle Rock Club; Harriet Hammons gave a couple of sad bucks for recently deceased friends including former Kiwanian Bill Woolson and Harvey Price; Hal Crockett gave a happy buck for something out of my earshot.

   SECRET GREETER: The prez asked for the Secret Greeter to stand up and no one did and finally a reluctant Jim Reynolds stood up with a red face (did I miss something here?)

   THE FROSTY CHALLENGE:  Frosty had a joke about Sunday School which was challenged by Frank Ragazzi who read a long winded joke also about kids; this was challenged by Elizabeth Georgeon who was declared the overwhelming winner of an accordion.

   KNOCK KNOCK JOKE: By Clyde Hemphill (which was a repeat) received an overwhelming THUMBS DOWN!

v   50/50 RAFFLE:  Won by Frank Ragazzi

 ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  CLYDE HEMPHILL touted the upcoming Tof R Bingo B-B-Que on     

   Bachy Bachmayer made his plea for bucks for the Children’s Hospital table tubs;

  Frosty reported on our ailing brethren; Glenn Pettit broke his knee (praying); Don Davidson  Needs prayers for wife Corrine; call him for any others. 

LIGHTS! CAMERA!   ACTION!!!!!!!

IT WAS TALENT SHOW TIME UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THAT 89 YEAR OLD YOUNGSTER ED MOULTON ………. WITH ANTHONY PORTANTINO AS THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES

 
Master of Cermonies, Mayor Anthony Portantino

What An Event!!!

First off was Martha Crockett who performed a rousing rendition of Bumble Boogie (Boy can she rock!)


Martha Crockett

Next was Pat Anderson who was a stand up comedian with some “quickie’ jokes.
 

Number three on the program was “The Verdugo Hillbillies” performing “Wreck on the Highway”. The lead singer was our own  Prez Daryal Gant who sang (like a wreck) and strummed the mandolin as Frosty played the saw, Bob Wallace strummed the washtub bass, Dick DeGrey on the harmonica, and Jack Dawson on the guitar (also trying to sing to an off key Daryal).


Verdugo Hillbillies
Frosty, Daryal, Dick, Jack and Bob

In a solo performance Bachy Bachmayer did a vocal solo (on key) of “Lydia the Tatooed Lady” (an outstanding performance as he said this song has been going through his mind for 70 years)


This was followed by the “Harriet Hammons Trio”.  Three sexy ladies who wiggled their tousch’s and vibrated to the “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B” as they mimicked the Andrew Sisters (only mature Kiwanians can remember them), This was fantastically performed by Harriet, Diane DellaValle, & Mary Gant.  (Eds note:  This was my favorite.. a 10!)



Harriet, Diane, and Mary

 

Although a hard act to follow Ed Moulton and friends (Al Perry Sr., Elizabeth Georgeon, Mark Alexander, and  delivered a never before rendition by 6 players at the same time of Chopsticks on the piano. (What talent!)

Next Daryal Gant did a few stand up jokes at the expense of ED Moulton.

A Barbershop SEXtet with Jack Dawson, Ed Moulton, Al Perry Sr.,Charles Broberg, Ken Lowe, and Karen Kimbrough (borrowed from the LCPC choir) did a bang up job on two numbers and even tried to lead us on another number (with not much success) and they were accompanied on the Saw by Frosty Boyd.


Barbershop Sextet
 

 

A GREAT EVENT!!  WITH MUCH THANKS TO ED MOULTON.

 We barely had enough breath left to sing “Hail Kiwanis” with an on-time close.

 NEXT WEEKS MEETING:  Life Water Around The World. Dr. Jeff Byorck

UPCOMING MEETINGS & EVENTS:

April 7th;    Board Meeting

April 13th:  Wine & Gourmet Food Tasting. Don Corbett and Joan Peters

April 16thSaturday evening Travel Adventure

April 20th:   Three Years in Russia –Dr. Charles Broberg

 

OFFICERS for 2004-2005

Daryal Gant, President     Paul Westmoreland, President-Elect      Frank Ragazzi, Vice President

Bill Scherkey, Secretary     Howard Backer, Treasurer     Jim Ackland, Immediate Past President

DIRECTORS for 2004-2005

Carl Christensen, Diane DellaValle, Clyde Hemphill, Jeb Long, George Lutes, Bob Martin,

Melinda Thompson, Bill Watts, Lloyd Welch

CLUB COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN for 2004-2005

Attendance – George Lutes,  Finance & Investment – Open,  Hospitality & Welfare – Frosty Boyd, House – Mel Wilson,  Interclub – Paul Westmoreland,  Membership – Bob Wallace,  Music – Ed Moulton,  Newsletter – Melinda Thompson,  Parliamentarian – Clyde Hemphill,  Programs – Frank Ragazzi,  Publicity – Diane DellaValle,  Social – Harriet Hammons,  Web-site – Jeb Long

FOUNDATION COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN for 2004-2005

Community Services – Carl Christensen and Mike Leininger,  Fund Raising – Sylvia Kirkorian,

Human and Spiritual Values – Al Restivo,  International Understanding – Hal Crockett,

Soap Box Derby – Joel Smith,  Sponsored Youth:  LCHS Key Club – Ken Lowe,  Flintridge Prep Key Club – Joan Peters,  Builders Club – Open,  K-Kids – George Lutes,  Terrific Kids – Open,  Travel Adventures – Frank & Vi Ragazzi,  Wine and Gourmet Food Tasting – Don Corbett and Joan Peters, Youth Services – Bachy Bachmayer

 

 The Kiwanis Club of La Canada meets every Wednesday at Noon

Van de Kamp Hall in Descanso Gardens – 1418 Descanso Drive, La Cañada, CA  91011

P.O. Box 33, La Cañada, CA  91012

Website:  http://lacanadakiwanis.org

 

 


 


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